The Survey
By: Steve
The phone rang. It was Saturday. I hate it when the phone rings on Saturday. It means someone trying to sell me something. If there is no one right there, I am hanging up. It takes a second for the computer to alert the sales people that they have a live one.
“Hello?”
A deep voice said, “Is this the guy who uses the screen name ‘dachiguy’?”
“Yes, “ I said perplexed.
“You responded to a questionnaire on the Voreplay site, didn’t you?” he accused.
“Well, I may have.” I said warily.
“Well I know you did. I have tracked you down, “ he stated.
“So…..” I wondered aloud.
“Well I am here to eat you.”
“What?!?!” I was incredulous
“Well you clearly stated that you would let a man who could swallow you, do it without hesitation. And I can and I am here to do it.”
I was floored.
I heard him talking to someone. He was saying, yes it was okay and thanks. I heard a buzzing.
Then he said. “Your door man just let me in and told me your condo number. I am coming up. We can talk about this when I get there.”
I didn’t know what to do. I just sort of stood there shocked and suddenly there was a knock at the door. This had to be a joke, I thought. Like an idiot, I went to the door and opened it.
The entire doorway was filled by this enormous muscular man. He was just huge. He bent down and enter the condo hall, kinda pushing me ahead of him. We ended up in the living room. He had this huge neck and the widest mouth I ever saw. He was very handsome.
I just kept looking at him. I thought, well you know I believe he might be able to eat me. He was big enough. I was both horrified and awestruck.
He just kept looking at me, licking his lips.
I finally summoned the presence to ask, “Now what is this about?”
He sat down and looked at me. “You filled out a survey on the Voreplay site that asked if you met a guy who could swallow you whole would you let him do it, and you said yes without hesitation. I can swallow you whole and so you have met me, now you have to let me swallow you.”
This was too much “But why do I have to?” I asked.
“Because you said you would.”
“You mean that the survey was binding?”
“Yes it was. You had every opportunity to change your answer and you didn’t. So now strip so I can swallow you.”
He grabbed my hand and stuck it in his mouth and sucked it in to the elbow. He let out a mmmmm.
My mind raced. Then I remembered something. “Wait I filled out two polls. One asked if the guy promised to let me out, would I do it, and I said without hesitation…your words. The other one said digestion was involved and that answer was to let him devour me. You are talking about the letting me out one, which means you will have to let me out.”
He let my arm out of his mouth, and looked at me. “Well yes, that is technically true. But you don’t have to make me let you out. If you answered yes to the other one, David will be along shortly to eat you on that count, and then you are totally gone. I got here first why not let me just eat and keep you.”
“What!!!! You mean there is another guy out there that is going around collecting guys?”
He looked deflated. “Yes. And he has already eaten four of the guys that took the pool. The same group answered both for the most part. It wasn’t fair. I had the survey out there first.”
I asked, “Then why did you allow for the escape clause in yours?”
“Well I was concerned that no one would answer affirmative if there was no escape clause. I was amazed when he got so many positive responses.”
He looked sad. I felt sorry for him, and started to pat his head. He looked up at me with these sad eyes. “Won’t you let me just digest you. David will be around soon anyway. And you won’t like him. He is this big fat guy. Smelly. Wouldn’t you want to fuel this bod instead?” He started to flex these big muscles. And looked at me with hopeful eyes.
Well he had a point. He was gorgeous and if someone was going to eat me, I would sure like it to be him. So I said, okay.
He became very excited. He reached down grabbed me and gave me a big kiss. My whole face went into his mouth.
He then set me down, and said, “You wanna strip?”
I started to take off my shirt. “How do we do this?”
“Well”, he said, “it is up to you. I can swallow you head first or feet first. I prefer head first, but it is up to you.”
I thought about it for a moment and then said, “Okay, head first”
“You ready?” he asked.
“No, but I don’t think I will ever be ready.” Though I was more excited than I had ever been in my life.
He stepped up to me, put his hands on my side and picked me up. He said, “Thanks.” And began opening his mouth.
I said, “You’re welcome” just as he tongue came out and licked my whole face. Then he slipped my head in his mouth and licked me all over. He tongue helped him slip his lips over my shoulders and then he sucked me in up to the bottom of my rib cage. He tongue played with my chest. My head was down his throat. He sucked me into my waist and his tongue played with my belly. Then my dick slid into his mouth and he made me shoot in just a couple of passes of that amazing tongue. I felt my legs slide in between his lips, then my feet. He tickled them for a moment before he took one last swallow. I was curled up in his stomach. I could feel his six pack muscles from the inside. I felt him pat his stomach as if to thank me.
I thought, “well I guess I better watch what kinda surveys I answer.” But then realized that would not be an issue as I faded out.